Freedom Concert
Published by Mike Stark July 17th, 2006 in UncategorizedWell, Hannity’s Freedom Concert is coming this Friday.
As many of you will recall, I’ve been seriously considering attending the Jersey event. I’d have to suffer through a Lee Greenwood performance (doing my best not to hurl while thinking about it), but the opportunity to watch a enormous concentration of nose-picking, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging wingnut apes is something that doesn’t come along often.
So my wife told me this morning that she can work her schedule to take most the day off and give me the chance to go.
Then we talked finances. The whole day would cost me about $150. We decided that if I could raise that through the blog, I’d go.
So… what will I be doing?
Well, I’ll bring along a movie camera. I’ll interview wingnuts and post the video to YouTube, which I’ll then put on CAW. I’ll try to get close to Coulter, Delay, North and Hannity. I’ll try to engage them and get the video. I’ll film anything that I think is noteworthy - and I think I’ve got a pretty good ear for ferreting out crazy wingnuttiness.
Finally - this should really be a two person operation. If there is anyone reading this that is available all day Friday and willing to follow me around with my video camera, contact me through the contact form at the top of this page. I’ll pay for your ticket if we end up going - and if you like country music (I abhor it), you’ll see a pretty good show, even if they are a bit misguided.
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Mike,
I hope you “vet” any perspective candidate prior to buying him a ticket to the nazi rally.
I can definitely see sean hannity setting you up by having one of his drones offer to help you. I would only bring somebody you know personally.
PS. If you do attend the rally, go on an empty stomach to reduce the chances of hurling.
aww i would love to do it but i will be coming back from Ceder Point Friday sorry… and i do like country music
Please get as close to Ann, the man, Coulter and Sean, I lick bush balls, Hannity. I would love for someone to ask their bunch why they are in N.J and S.D. instead of in Iraqi fighting in the Holly War (for corporate profits). Their pResident called them for their service years ago, what is the holdup on thier patriotism???
I’ll pitch in $20.
I wish I could go with, but I need to give myself a root canal.
…and the Lord said, “Go into the Valley of Destruction and amongst that orgy of Conservatism document most mightily. Those that worship the Golden Elephant shall be smited down by their videotaped decadent, and cliche’ Country/Western acts.”
And God saw that it was good.
Mike, you should do what Leno does and ask some people current events questions or something simple most people know….Hannity is always saying he has the smartest lisnters and the best looking….
Your BFF Hannity won’t comp you a pair of tickets…?
lol… i just got off the phone with his screener a little while ago. looks like he might be rising to the defense of his partner in crime, Brian Kilmeade. He wouldn’t let me on today.
funny too - because I asked the screener for a ticket. She told me they were completely out… then Hannity said there were just a few left.
So far, I’ve rec’d one $20 contribution. We’ll see how it goes.
Hope you can go Mike! That video would be insane! Will your wife record?
If I were to go, something I might do for fun would be to dress up as a wingnut, like for a Halloween party.
I would love to go, but unfortunately live in Dallas TX and could not get up there, but yes, I heard this event has been sold out for weeks, so if you get in, good luck, and you might ask him questions like, how does it feel to be on Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person list and also how he can dine at a joint like Ruth Chris Steakhouse when the majority of American households cant even afford to take their families to McD’s…..if you are short of funds, I might be able to help if it comes down to crunch time……and yes, all those country stars are has-beens, if not for Monday Night Football, Hannity’s theme song and the wars going on, nobody would even care about this event…..you might also try to see if Howard Stern could help you out, he like to dis that guy and would probably want to support you……take care and keep in touch….
Great idea! I’d love to see up-close some of those sexually frustrated old hausfraus that are always calling his show with their sublimated masturbation fantasies about him and/or President Bush.
Would they let you in with a camera, though? Something tells me that Lee Greenwood isn’t as cool with being bootlegged as The Grateful Dead or Pearl Jam…
I threw in $50 to the cause…
Here’s a bit of material from James Wolcott’s excellent little book “Attack Poodles And Other Media Mutants (The Looting Of The News In A Time Of Terror)….
(From the Fox News chapter)
“…Sean Hannity is the Angry White Male putting on a sunny disposition. If O’Reilly is the channel’s most erratic and ferocious attack poodle, Hannity is the most steadfast and pettable… …Hannity doesn’t look and sound like a hater; he’s able to smile without pulling a facial muscle (unlike O’Reilly, whose smiles appear to be held hostage), talks warmly of his family, and acts like a real happy-go-lucky guy - the perfect delivery man for all those calculated misperceptions. Never for a sec are you persuaded that the charged-up opinions or hostile questions Hannity hurls it guests are the result of independent thought, wheels turning in the windmill of his mind. Everything evacuating from his mouth sounds as if it were dictated by somebody else, somebody tapping the talking points right into his toy brain. Sean Hannity is an ideal mouthpiece for Fox News, because he’s the simulacrum of Fox New’s ideal viewer: the middle-aged white man with a refillable flip-top head who’s told what to think and repeats what he’s been told in a brash voice, convinced that he thunk it up himself.”
I too think the current events questions would be pretty entertaining. He seems to find uninformed people and claim that they are libs all the time. why not turn the tables on his informed listeners (ha). Maybe even ask Ann Coulter a question that she might even answer without some vomit spewing from her snake head. I am sure if you just asked the sheeptards what are the three branches of government they would have no clue. or for shits and giggles ask what are the four branches. Or what branch of the military did DeLay, Sean, and Coulter serve in. Or How many laws did Olie break during Iran/Contra???
I have some other questions for this project?…
to Hannity….can you give us an update on when you, BOR and Kilmeade are heading to recruiting HQ to sign up for the war?
also to Hannity….is it true that you and Kilmeade are basically subjects picked to breed E. D. Hill for her next child?
to North…..doesn’t it seem strange that Fox News Corp is the only organization that bothers to employ you, based on your criminal past?
to Coulter…how about a creme-broulet? It comes from Sen. Steven’s private stock, just for you.
Just some ideas…feel free to add more if youd like, and good luck again getting to HateFest 2006. Don’t forget he has one in S.D. two weeks later.
This is extremely childish