Bearded lady at the freak show
Published by Mike Stark July 23rd, 2006 in Uncategorized
I’m shopping the story of my rude dismissal around, so I figure I’m going to keep it to myself for at least a day. Until then, I’ve extracted some stills from the videos. I thought you’d enjoy these…
Let’s play a game. I’m not going to tell you who the bearded lady was at this freak-show… but I’ll bet you can guess.
And I promise: these aren’t edited.
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To quote Joe Flaherty’s SCTV character Count Floyd:
“Now THAT’S scaaarrrryyyy! Ow-ooooooooo!!!!”
A.C. no doubt
Thats WAY too close.
I just refeshed the page and suddenly those pictures became HUGE!
Scary.
I’d have to guess it’s Coulter though.
I say it laura ingraham
I’ll say Tory Clark, just because Ann shaves in the morning.
Even her moustache is thin….
It reminds me of the movie Tootsie.
Rita: I’d like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back?
Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?
Rita: Knock it off.
With fine hair like that and the skeletal frame, I would posit that Man-Coulter is anorexic and has probably stopped her menses, too. Fine hair like that starts to show up on anorexics at a certain point; it is called something clinical, but I can’t remember the term.
This woman has many more problems then a beard; as we already know she has mental issues, she also has deep emotional ones, too.
From a website on anorexia nervosa (familydoctor.org):
“Girls with anorexia usually stop having menstrual periods. People with anorexia have dry skin and thinning hair on the head. They may have a growth of fine hair all over their body…..People with anorexia are often in a bad mood.”
I’m more disturbed by her massive lantern jaw in the full-face shot…the resemblance is somewhere between 1940’s Superman comics and American Dad. That thing is going to put her at a severe disadvantage when she does Celebrity Boxing in 2012.
At first, I thought you were being cruel …. but then I find out it’s Coultergeist. Great work !
uh…what does this have to do with political discourse and debate? This seems like a rather low blow. I mean…taking a close up picture of someones face and then making fun of whoever that is? Gee, that’s real nice, kind, and compassionate.
Be fair…(S)he only gets that shadow when the hormone shots kick in late….After all, YOU try to shave without missing a spot when you can’t see your reflection in a mirror. I’m more amazed to see her out in daylight. I thought her kind had to be back sleeping in a box of virgin soil from the homeland before sunrise.
I take it all the wrinkles at the corners of her mouth come from repetitively un-hinging her jaw to swallow her prey whole.
Ann Coulter & low blows? Unprecedented…
Did you completely miss the point on this, markovits, or do you just suffer under the misconception that everyone who disagrees with Hannity, et al, is a rainbow-wearing, PC smurfette? I don’t think it’s on anybody’s agenda here to be “nice”, “kind”, or “compassionate”.
Actually, when someone uses stylist and a little black dress to the point of it being her uniform in order to draw attention to her social & political opinions, I believe that attacking said uniform is valid discourse.
At the very least, these pictures might make the guys in the “Marry Me Ann” t-shirt reconsider and set their sights a little higher…or help to bring them out of the closet, as the case may be. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of trannies look great as women, but it’s still a plateful of frank & beans, no matter how you serve it.
Ann doesn’t shave in the morning?
I feel so fallible.
Seeing a.c.’s picture made me understand why she has so much hatred in her.
Doesnt she know that life isnt fair.
Some people get looks, some get brains.
She obviously didnt get the looks. I think she got brains, but she is so angry that she didnt get the looks that she is using her brains for evil and hatred.
ann, make lemonaid.
Mike, Could you do us a favor and pan down about 6 inches on that side angle closeup? I need to settle a bet concerning how far Coulter’s adam’s apple juts out from her/his turkey neck.
Hey, I’ve got an idea. On your next photo expose, why don’t you get a close up of the nostrils of Madeleine Half-lbright? Nevermind, I’ll take the Republicans instead of the Democrats anyday.
Well, I’m not impressed with this article. I’ve no issues with a lady with some facial hair as MOST ladies have facial hair. Yes, most of those cover it up or remove the hair. Close-ups of any un-doctored photograph are not going to be aestheticly pleasing.
Still, reminding an egotistic woman of her own fallacies is not a bad thing.
Yeah, JBenson…I just bet Babs Bush really makes your juices flow….I loved her back when she made commercials….I can remember her like it was yesterday…”I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!”. Howzabout Linda Tripp…Now there’s a woman with a set of hips that takes both hands and two pieces of chalk to dance with…stretch your arms out as wide as you can, make a mark, and then hike around to the other side so you can finish the hug! Oh…I almost forgot about Lucianne Goldgurg…That husky smokers cough blowing nicotiene scented sweet nothings into your ear as you stroke that the leathery creases of her batshit crazy face must really get you harder than chinese arithmatic…..get the point, son? Leave Albright out of this…when it comes to class, she’s CLEARLY out of your league.
OK, lets bet. I’ll see your Barbara Bush and raise you a Helen Thomas. Now there is a leftie who was probably separated at birth with a tom turkey. Have you looked at her jowls? Ugghhh
And if you think Half-Bright is classy… well, to each his own. I’ll refrain from any detailed Oedipus complex comments on your views toward Madeline.
Seems pointless. The poor woman has enough problems. Law Review at Michigan and can’t cite an on-point source.
First, to all of you commenting on Ann’s “facial hair”. Most fair-haired people do have real fine facial hair that could usually only be seen if you look real close. And, I would guess that even some of you women that are commenting probably have hair in places that you don’t like, including hair on your face.
And, to espeically jane_al, it is possible that Ann’s suffers from Marfan Syndrom. Which is a tissue disorder that is characterized by unusually long limbs. It can even lead to problems with a person’s lungs, eyes, heart and blood vessels. People with these disorder have been known to drop dead suddenly without even knowing that they have the disorder.
The writer of the Broadway show rent, Jonathon Larson, died of an aortic dissection in 1996, the day before the shows off-Broadway opening. Some other famous people have suffered from this disorder, including Abraham Lincoln.
But, you “compasionate” Liberals go ahead and continue to laugh about peoples problems that could lead to their immediate and untimely deaths. I mean, who ever heard of practicing what you preach.
Ann possibly suffers from Marfan Syndrom? Don’t get my hopes up.
I don’t care that she has hair on her lip. Me,I’m practically a wookie.
Coulter bothers me for her bullcrap,not her looks. She would actually be a decent looking woman if her mouth wouldn’t keep getting in the way.
It’s all about the attitude baby.
People with these disorder have been known to drop dead suddenly
We should be so lucky.
Everyone has small hairs on their face. Geez, take a close look at any woman sometime.
“Everyone has small hairs on their face. Geez, take a close look at any woman sometime.”
Very true. On the other hand,everybody doesn’t act like an abominable snow-tard either.
Like I said,her attitude makes her ugly.
“But, you “compasionate” Liberals go ahead and continue to laugh about peoples problems that could lead to their immediate and untimely deaths. I mean, who ever heard of practicing what you preach.”
BWahahahahahahaHAAAAHAHAHAAAAHA HA HA HA ha….and so on.
Fuck Ann Coulter dude.
Holy shit, err . . . Sister, try a little electrolysis!
Ann Coulter is my idol. I read her book in just a few hours.
I wonder how much the DNC has offered her to switch to their side. Kinda like they did with Rush TWICE!
all the money in the world…………..only worked with ariana huffington.
I recall the Bush Baby was the one marketing “compassion” among his platform of clichés and platitudes, with “conservative” thrown in. And the Bush Baby and his minions have proven to be neither compassionate nor conservative. Everyone has heard of practicing what one preaches. One rarely does so. If all arguing sides were to decide to do something constructive, such as working to eliminate the many shortcomings and hypocrisies of their respective political parties, then people such as Ann Coulter might no longer have a profitable audience, FoxNews Channel might become merely one more low-rated cable news channel, and America might become a more pleasant place. But that’s probably all “pre-9/11 thinking”…
Any person who has a “Law Degree” and is analytical enough to understand: how and why P.C. Liberalism can destroy a Nation from within should be heard and considered. It’s sad that Ann chooses to be as insensitive and caustic as she is but let’s face it; She is right about the N.J. girls exploiting the death of their husbands. I only wish she would comment further on Cindy Sheehan’s exploitation of her sons death while serving his country in the Iraqi demogratization.
Cindy has no clue that she is aiding and abetting Irans potential domenance of the entire middle east.
George
I am not bothered so much by Ann Coulter’s physical appearance but I am bothered by her deliberate, conscious manipulative agenda. I think she should be labeled “the Joe McCarthy of our day” here is why : she throws insults against ” liberals” praises to “conservatives” and then makes allusion to ” patriotism” she is paid handsomely to promote this agenda. You also notice that there are others like her who joint her ranks : Bill O’reilly? Rush Limbaugh, Sean “Hannaty”?,these are all highly paid individuals, with the same ulterior motivation! these people all belong to the same political and religious club.
I have a question for Ann Coulter et al, when you think of the founding fathers of great nation and their political ideology would you say they were “conservative” or ” Liberal” ( your definition ! , would you say they were “patriotic” according to your definition, or patriotic according how HISTORY HAS DEMONSTRATED PATRIOTIC PEOPLE to be?
I also ask of her: Would she call or label Hitler, Mussolini and Francisco Franco “conservative “. ” Pretty is as pretty does” Miss Coulter adds nothing to a decent and civilized political debate.
Chardonnay said:
> “Ann Coulter is my idol. I read her book in just a few
> hours.”
I bet you’re just a bundle of sunshine!!
> I wonder how much the DNC has offered her to switch
> to their side. Kinda like they did with Rush TWICE!
Is this something you really believe? Did your idol tell you this, sunshine?
liberalism is a mental disorder in need of constant medication
Refer to: The Bearded Lady Disease (schizophrenia)