I just can’t quit you, O’Reilly
Published by Mike Stark August 10th, 2006 in UncategorizedI laughed so hard the drumstick I was eating came out my nose….
Somebdoy called O’Reilly today to call bullshit on his terror is good for republicans act. It quickly devolved into one of the silliest things I’ve ever heard.
O’Reilly: Ok, alright… so you see that people want to slaughter each other. How would you stop that?
Caller: I’ll tell you how I would stop it. I’d go after the arms dealers that are supplying these weapons all over the world. If you find them, you’ll find the answer to the war.
O’Reilly: Ok, so in this case you would go after anybody that sells a soda… or a lighter or a contact lens solution… because that’s what the weapon was gonna be used - some kind of water based explosive
I think I know what the plan was. The terrorists were gonna strap on a 12 pack of diet coke, drop in some mentos and then, very quickly, swallow some ACME earthquake pills.
Look for telltale signs the next time you’re in an airport…
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Maybe Sweet William is just having a bad day. Bill finally realized that he has to ship all his anal eaze and warming gels to his destinations. At least his carry on will be lighter.
OK, now I’m pretty sure that a 10-year-old would have picked up upon hearing the news coverage today in passing that the liquid explosives wouldn’t actually be water, or saline, because you know, that stuff doesn’t explode.
O’Reilly must be retarded. He is of substandard intelligence. It is the only possibility.
That a man without the reasoning ability to know that the terrorists are refilling containers with explosives, rather than jamming a fuse into a can of Mr. Pibb and screeming Inshalah before getting everyone all pissed off and sticky, is just shocking. Does he just read a teleprompter? Is he a robot or something? My god, his stupidity is simply breathtaking.
caught your screen grab on the Daily Show, later at Shakespeare’s Sister, and Lindsey’s blog. BRAVO! i live in a mormon dominated red tie wearing state so my triumphs of truth are few and far between. dude, you rock. email me where to send a case of what ever you’re drinking.
I heard this on my lunch hour in the car. FKN hilarious. O’Reilly’s such a moron, he’s lucky that most of the day’s callers were a bunch of dirt leg rednecks who think they get “news” from talk radio.
Still Bill is the King Dumbass and probably has to unzip his fly to count to 11.
Stephen Cobert could not have done a better parody.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! New FOX News Alert, Mentos found on Plane!
O’Reilly, what do you expect, he said the 82nd AB was responsible for Malmedy. Twice.
the man is a caricature of himself. it just boggles me with disbelief that so many people listen to that moron. you said it, Rick. Colbert on his best day is sometimes more believable than Billo-O. it’s pretty sad when someone doing a fake news program comes across as more credible than someone who is supposedly hosting a real one.