Want a few examples of these FALSE “christians”?

Ted Haggard
Jerry Falwell
Pat Robertson
Jimmy Swaggart
Benny Hinn
Tom Delay
Sean Hannity
Admiral Boykin
Bill O’Reilly
John Gibson
Ann Coulter
George “Dubbyah” Bush
Any person who assumes themself to be in a position of “Moral Majority”

There is absolutely nothing Christian about the actions of any of one these fools. Jesus Christ would surely be ashamed of the whole lot of them. If you hold the statements or opinions of any one of these deamons in high regard, may God have mercy on your thoroughly confused soul.

Now, step down off your pulpit and toddle your self-righteous smugly-pius ass along, skippy…the sermon is over for this week.

Go in peace.

12. You are pro-life but incarcerate more of your citizens than any country in the world.

13. In the bible, Jesus arose from the dead, saw his shadow and there was 6 more weeks of winter.

14. You believe in withholding life saving drugs from teenage girls because it promotes promiscuity.

15. You believe every word in the bible is true; the world is flat and covered by a bowl (the atmosphere), the sun revolves around the earth, talking snakes, a bat is a bird, the earth rests on pillars, the earth has edges and demand it be taught in science class.

You are correct, Mark…Dominionists are the type of people who turn on an episode of The Flinstones and actually believe they are watching a documentary.

When someone’s family hasn’t evolved in eons, what WOULD compel you to believe in evolution?

Back by popular demand,
THE TEN SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT BE A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN

10 - You forcefully deny the existence of the thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but express violent outrage when anyone dares to question the existence of your god.

9 - You feel “dehumanized” because scientists say that people evolved from apes, but you have no problem at all believing you were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no challenge believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch after hearing about how your God slaughtered all the babies of Egypt.

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit knocked-up Mary, who gave birth to a man-god who died, came back to life, and rose into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your entire life looking for the flimsiest of loopholes in the empirical science that establishes the age of the Earth at over 4 billion years old, but you find nothing wrong with believing dates written by some guy sitting in a tent a few centuries ago who guessed the Earth wasn’t more than a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs will spend all of eternity suffering in hell, yet you consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving”.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you to think rationally, some idiot with a fistful of rattlesnakes, rolling around on the floor and speaking in tongues may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a hell of a lot less about the Bible, Christianity, and church history than many Atheists and Agnostics, but still call yourself a “Good” Christian.