Calling All Wingnuts

4 Responses to “Pop a bag of popcorn, kick your feet up and avoid mouthfuls of soda.”  

1. 1 jeff Jun 27th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

   YES OR NO, SENATOR….HAVE YOU STOPPED BEATING YOUR WIFE ON A REGULAR BASIS YET? IT’S A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION, SENATOR….WHY CAN’T YOU ANSWER A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION?

   Sean Hannity….simple questions for a simple minded listening audience.

   Let me quote from “Fair and Balanced, My Ass!”

   The chapter title is “Hannitization: it’s like a flu shot for stupid people.”

   “Let us go on record right away and say we believe Sean Hannity to be a real human being. Hos elocution and body movements are very authentic; his official Fox News boi includes no patently false or implausible information; and his social security number and high school transcripts basically check out.
   That said, he often appears to be some sort of Republican Talking Points Doll - a slightly better mannered, somewhat more refined Chucky singularly devoted to reciting GOP propaganda as if it were the opinion of an actual person.
   So, as instructive as it may be to think of Sean Hannity as an evil, posessed string puppet, we have no actual evidence that he’s anything but carbon-based.
   But whereas Hannity may be fiendishly partisan in his attacks on liberals, at least he’s not Alan Colmes.
   While Colmes is officially given second billing on the duo’s eponymous prime-time political affairs show, a better title might be Hannity & Republican Guest & Other Republican Guest & Ann Coulter and Liberal Guest with Premature Baldness and Speech Impediment & Guy from a Right-Wing Think Tank Nobody’s Ever Heard Of &, if There’s Still Time, Maybe Colmes.
   We’re not saying that Colmes doesn’t have a role in the show. He most certainly does. Unfortunately, it’s about as meaningful as ‘Teen Girl Number Four’ in any random Friday the 13th sequel. (Sure, he is learning to run faster, but that does not mean that he’s not going to get killed.)
   So, as there’s currently about as much footage of Colmes on Fox as there is of the second gunman on the Zapruder film, this chapter will focus primarly on Hannity and his techniques (read: childish bullying) for exposing liberal legerdemain.
   We figure Hannity is just a blast at parties: ‘Do you have tostitos brand tortilla chips? Yes or No?1 Are these beverages chilled? Yes or No?! Do you agree with the caterer - your guy - that these cucumber sandwitches and this brie wheel with water crackers were the best choice for finger food? Yes or No?! YES OR NO?!”

   Fuck Sean Vannity.

2. 2 odanny Jun 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

   I listened to these two both act like petulant children but am not interested in their viewpoints , as this conservative hot button argument about immigration is not the most pressing issue by a long shot. Bush and the neocon cabal have so thoroughly fucked up this country that immigration seems like a diversionary argument, and this dog whistle racism amongst the right on immigration is actually quite low on the list of priorities of problems facing the country. Lets instead talk about the loss of manufacturing jobs, the debacle in Iraq, the deficit, the usurping of the Constitution by a criminal gang in the White House, etc, etc…

3. 3 Glen Jun 30th, 2007 at 9:26 am

   Uh Mike. Hannity kicked the Senator’s rear end all over the place. Why do you continue to post audio of something and claim the opposite of what we hear occured?? It hurts your credibility.

4. 4 President PNACcio Jul 4th, 2007 at 11:41 pm

   Respectful? I counted Hannity interrupting or talking over SENATOR Voinovich 51 times!

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