Sean & Joe, still BFF
Published by Mike Stark July 14th, 2007 in UncategorizedThis will be the first of a series… Joe went on Hannity’s radio show again yesterday and made several things clear. One of those things is that these guys need to get a room.
Query for physicists: Would concentrating so much wankery in such small confines trigger some kind of critical mass event that would collapse on itself, creating a singularity of wankerdom?
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Wow…says SCADS about Holy Joe when he states that his idea of the most patriotic place to “celebrate” the largest civilian tragedy in the history of the United States is on a stage, standing between Ann Coulter and Oliver North while Charlie Daniels croons to a crowd of undereducated, overweight middle-aged xenophobic white people who have been brainwashed into thinking that their best way to support the troops is by following President Bush, slapping a magnetic yellow ribbon on the hatch of their escalade and listening to Sean Hannity spout bile for three hours a day.
I look at pics of the Free-dumb concert and I have to agree with the cartoon character Peter Griffin on “The Family Guy” when he said “Hey, look! There go the two symbols of the Republican Party!…An Elephant, and a big fat middle aged white guy who is scared of change!”
Want to support the troops? Stop listening to Sean. Fucking. Hannity.
Want to REALLY support the troops? Stop watching Faux Noise and start calling for accountability from this administration.
Want to REALLY REALLY support the troops? Get off your ass, pick up a phone and call your congressional representatives and senators and tell them that the time has come to bring the troops home.
I was tuned in to Hannity when Joe called in — I kept envisioning how good it would feel to interrupt the lovefest with a well-placed swing of a 2X4.
Any Democrat who thinks that Loserman isn’t actually a Repug is delusional.
Hi Mike! Ex-Physicist here. Had to respond to your inquiry about whether “concentrating so much wankery in such small confines trigger some kind of critical mass event”…
Fortunately, the answer is no. Unlike, say, electrons and other particles that are of half-integral spin values and therefore obey Fermi-Dirac statistics (meaning that 2 or more such particles in the same quantum state cannot occupy the same space, aka the Pauli exclusion principle), it’s clear that wankery and its fundamental quantum intermediary, the wankon, is like light with its quantum unit, the photon, having an integral spin and therefore obeying Bose-Einstein statistics, so an unlimited number of wankon particles may occupy the same state at the same time.
This explains why, at low cluefulness, wankers can behave very differently from liberals; all the wankers will tend to congregate together at the same lowest-intelligence state, forming what is known as a Bose–Einstein condensate (e.g., “The Hannity Show”, or “The American Enterprise Institute”).
Rheinhard makes a very good point. But, I believe the most salient point is this: there is far too much gas being ejected from the event horizon for it to be considered a singularity.
IMHO